I just couldn't resist posting these links:
The Waldo Ultimatum: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkXnvEUeBncWaldo caught on tape: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v14r2MlWys
The Waldo Ultimatum is great. Obviously someone with too much time on their hands but definitely fun.
PS I forgot my Passport at Disney after Directions, so you are not the only one. Ended out stranded in NY till they found it. But not anywhere near as much fun as your Mexico story.