Gaspode is a small terrier-like dog featured in seven of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. He possesses human-level intelligence and the ability to speak, as well as an extensive collection of diseases. As a newborn pup, Gaspode was thrown into the River Ankh in a brick-weighted sack. Since it was the Ankh, Gaspode was subsequently able to crawl ashore and find shelter in an alley, though not before forming a rather confused sexual relationship with the brick.
I, on the other hard, am a full time Dynamics NAV consultant. I worked in the UK as an XAL consultant for many years. When Axapta was launched, I worked on that and then finally I moved to NZ to work on Navision. I love technology and guess that deep-down I am a programmer. I spend most of my time analysing business problems and designing solutions.