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Clever Answers!!!

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking


A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it

take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four

apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.(Good one)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with

one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one

really difficult question.

Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a

while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me

this. "What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the

correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and

said, "It's the DAY !"

"How" the interviewer asked, "Sorry , you promised me that you

will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"